Merry Ted’s been tied up with repair work
He’s been oh-so-busy of late
Attending to mending of pipes of all types
He’s not started his supper ’til eight.
It might be that he needs an apprentice,
A bear he can teach basic skills.
With a workforce of two
Before you say ‘Pooh’
There’ll be income to pay pressing bills.
Next step’s to consider a title
The name to tick boxes for them
A shortening of “Merry Ted’s Menders”