Ted’s travelling miles away today
To meet up with his clan.
He can’t recall where all reside
But thinks it is Oman.
Where’er it be, ’tis very hot
With ne’er a spit of drizzle.
‘Neath shaggy hair of one such bear,
Insides must surely sizzle.
For Ted, it’s an enigma,
When all is said and done,
Why his kind chose a domicile
Of sand and searing sun.