Do heed these words of warning
Before booking MOT.
You could be in for quite a shock
With NOx and RDE.
There’s a clampdown on emissions,
Diesel fuel is affected.
Prepare yourself in case you’re told
That vehicle’s rejected.
It might need a DP filter
Plus strong whooshing soot removal –
A costly fix to get box ticked
In quest for Test approval.
You might consider leccy switch
To make the planet cleaner
Unless that’s nought but poppycock
To make our savings leaner.
You’re not forced to be a motorist,
Shanks’s pony isn’t banned,
Or must you keep car wheeling
On our ‘green and pleasant Land”?