Whichever way this dude is viewed,
From top to bottom, front,
A football manager is DULL
– And here Ted’s being blunt –
As never in a million years
Would one light up a room
Or be a guest of interest.
No piercing insights loom,
No pearls of wisdom drop from lips,
No intellect enthrals.
A dribbling nutmeg dummy,
His talk is always balls.