Football Manager, according to Ted

Whichever way this dude is viewed,

From top to bottom, front,

A football manager is DULL

– And here Ted’s being blunt –

As never in a million years

Would one light up a room

Or be a guest of interest.

No piercing insights loom,

No pearls of wisdom drop from lips,

No intellect enthrals.

A dribbling nutmeg dummy,

His talk is always balls.