Witness no decorum
On jammed M5 one day
As motorist on fire with ire
At travelling delay
Got out of car, shook angry fist.
He swore at Merry Ted
While vehicles stood motionless
For many miles ahead.
Should bear alight
To sort this plight,
Calm unprovoked attack?
Our Ted instead wound window down
And yelled rude word right back.
Silly bear for no composure
– ‘Tis better word’s not writ –
You might wonder if there’s closure
Or if the biter bit!