We love this cottage for our hols
As all our needs were met,
Bar one, involving double bed
And many hours of sweat.
Even when the nights are cold,
On snuggling in the sheet,
A sort of melt-down takes effect
In overwhelming heat.
Can bedding, please, be altered,
By whatever measure,
For sheets to lose their stickiness
So sleep becomes a pleasure?
A Happy Ending
He’s pleased his plea’s not been ignored:
He’s heard new mattress is on board.