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We love this cottage for our hols

As all our needs were met,

Bar one, involving double bed

And many hours of sweat.

Even when the nights are cold,

On snuggling in the sheet,

A sort of melt-down takes effect

In overwhelming heat.

Can bedding, please, be altered,

By whatever measure,

For sheets to lose their stickiness

So sleep becomes a pleasure?



A Happy Ending

He’s pleased his plea’s not been ignored:

He’s heard new mattress is on board.