Plus One

Let's give a smiley welcome
To new itsy-bitsy bear.
We're calling him Most Tiny Tim.
His jaunty winsome air
Will surely charm the other bears -
Much joy is bound to spread
And give a spring to older paws,
None more than Merry Ted!

How is it that a teeny bear
Can be immensely snuggly,
Yet other creatures strike one as
So hideously ugly?
A male proboscis monkey is
Not one you'd want to snog
And nor the desert warthog
Or aquatic scrotum frog.
It's also guaranteed you'll be
Lengths from unpleasant jobbie:
He's Australasian blobfish
Fondly(!) known as Mr Blobby.