Good morning, Mr Merry Ted,
How can we help today?
An eye test? Yes, we’ll fit you in
With minimum delay.
I can confirm your vision’s good
But, please, do not rush off.
Smart bears endearingly mature
With age of a-hem(cough)
Will want to view eye button trays.
Do check our fine selection
There’s every hue imaginable
With full UV protection.
This upper row’s Designer Range
For most discerning bear.
We also offer part exchange
And first-class after-care.
Brown is, indeed, attractive
That shade suits you, I agree,
May I suggest the tawny rim
For bears haute bourgeoisie.
You might consider anti-glare
By choosing special coating
We guarantee it’s dazzle-free,
An extra worth your noting.
The weight of glass? I do advise
Our best, the super-thin,
So head won’t slump to front or side
Or chest collide with chin.
The cost? Insurance? Fitting?
I’ll calculate your bill.
With discount, it’s six hundred pounds.
My word, you’re looking ill.
I have enjoyed our tête-aux-yeux
It’s good we’re now acquainted
A pleasure doing business, Sir,
If only you’d not fainted.